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Tintumon Revolution
MATHS PROOF
Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali
DOSA
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
MANDAN
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni
NO FREEZE LIQUID
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’
INTERVIEW
Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???
SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
KALYANAM
Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …
Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.
MADIYAN
Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…
CHASE
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?
REVENGE
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!
BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
SLEEP
Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
.
Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?
MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle
BHAKSHANAM
Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..
Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’
(After eating)
Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!
LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..
CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”
1000 ROOPA
‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’
next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…
Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.
1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof
############################
2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….
#############################
3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
I LOVE U
UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…”?
DINESHAN
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali
DOSA
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
MANDAN
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni
NO FREEZE LIQUID
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’
INTERVIEW
Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???
SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
KALYANAM
Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …
Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.
MADIYAN
Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…
CHASE
Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?
REVENGE
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!
BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
SLEEP
Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
.
Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?
MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle
BHAKSHANAM
Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..
Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’
(After eating)
Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!
LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..
CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”
1000 ROOPA
‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’
next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…
Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.
1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof
############################
2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….
#############################
3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
I LOVE U
UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…”?
DINESHAN
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
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Candidates of 2002 admission onwards should apply online. The downloaded copy, Chalan receipt and APC should reach Pareeksha Bhavan on or before Monday 14th December 2009. Part Time Candidates and Candidates of 2001 and earlier admission should apply in the conventional form. The last date for receipt of application in the Pareeksha Bhavan for such candidates is also Monday 14th December 2009.
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